JOKE OF THE DAY: Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We dont serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? Were cultured individuals.”
A man walks into a bar and sees a cow serving behind the counter. ‘What are you staring at?’ says the cow. ‘Never seen a cow serving drinks before?’ ‘It’s not that,’ replies the man. ‘I just never thought the moose would sell this place.’
JOKE OF THE DAY: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a goat.” “How long have you been like this?” “Since I was a kid.”
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Drunk Phone Call A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over […]
Best gorditas in Chicago, period. Drive, walk, take public transportation or run to this place ASAP. It is definitely worth the the visit to Cicero, IL. The gorditas (front and center, in the spotlight, seriously grinding your tastebuds into a greasy horned up frenzy) are the best. It’s a total foodgasm when you take your first […]
JOKE OF THE DAY: Hey – Did you hear about the big New Year’s party on the moon? Yeah – it’s got a great buffet, but no atmosphere!
Great find! A business associate suggested this place and it was a nice surprise! Located at 807 West Roosevelt Road at the corner of Roosevelt Road and Halsted, first off, do not be scared away by the exterior of the place. It looks dive-y. This Indian spot is not fancy. The only silverware available […]
A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.
JOKE OF THE DAY: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.