Joke of the Day: 2/23/14
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his rented van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could have masterminded such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”