Joke of the Day: 3/17/14 Two nuns are driving at night through Transilvania when a Vampire jumps onto the hood of their car. “Quick, show him your cross” the nun driving shouts. The nun in the passenger seat leans out her window and yells “Get off the damn car!”
Hangover Tip of the Day: 3/17/14 The Morning after, you’re going to want to take a steaming hot shower. Don’t do that. Keep the water lukewarm, since high temperatures only exacerbate puffiness in the eyes. Cheers, Jordan & Marks www.jordanandmarks.com
Joke of the Day: 3/16/14 Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.