Monthly Archives: May 2014

Joke of the Day: 5/19/14

Joke of the Day: 5/19/14   Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up […]

Joke of the Day: 5/16/14

Joke of the Day: 5/16/14 People have gathered at the local theater to see a show featuring an Amazing Talking Dog! The curtain rises to reveal an unassuming man and a scruffy dog. The man clears his throat and announces that he will ask the dog questions, and the dog will intelligibly and intelligently respond. […]

Joke of the Day: 5/15/14

  Joke of the Day: 5/15/14 I was walking in downtown Las Vegas and saw a big sign that said Lobster Tails 50 Cents. Amazed at the great value, I went in and asked the waitress, “50 cents each for lobster tails — is that correct?” “Yes,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.”So […]