I was walking in downtown Las Vegas and saw a big sign that said Lobster Tails 50 Cents.
|Amazed at the great value, I went in and asked the
waitress, “50 cents each for lobster tails — is that
“Yes,” she said. “It’s our special just for today.”So I gave her 50 cents and I said, “Ill take one.”
|She took the money and led me to a table where she invited
me to sit down. She then sat down next to me, put her hand
on my shoulder, and said, “Once
upon a time there was a really big red lobster…”