Joke of the Day: 6/17/2014 Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? It was rated ARR! Cheers, Jordan & Marks www.jordanandmarks.com
Joke of the Day: 5/22/14 The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
Joke of the Day: 5/21/14 What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Joke of the Day: 5/19/14 Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up […]
Joke of the Day: 5/17/14 Man goes to the doctors and sayes ‘doctor, I cant stop my hands from shaking !’ Doctor replies ‘do you drink much ?’ Man says ‘no, I spill most of it !’
Joke of the Day: 5/16/14 People have gathered at the local theater to see a show featuring an Amazing Talking Dog! The curtain rises to reveal an unassuming man and a scruffy dog. The man clears his throat and announces that he will ask the dog questions, and the dog will intelligibly and intelligently respond. […]
Joke of the Day: 5/14/14 I’ve just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
Joke of the Day: 5/13/14 What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? — You look a little pail!
Joke of the Day: 5/12/14 How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
Joke of the Day: 5/10/14 Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? — He had no body to go with him!