Joke of the Day: 5/9/14 What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Joke of the Day: 5/5/14 A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It’s no good trying to outrun it. It’s catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I’m not trying to outrun the lion, I’m trying to outrun you!”
Joke of the Day: 5/4/14 A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, “You cannot do this, I’m a congressman!” The thief replied, “In that case, give me MY money!”
Joke of the Day: 5/2/14 What has four legs but can’t walk? A chair
Joke of the Day: 5/3/14 What did the math book say to the other math book? Boy do I have problems.
Joke of the Day: 5/1/14 Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Joke of the Day: 4/30/14 My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Joke of the Day: 4/29/14 Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
Joke of the Day: 4/27/14 Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Joke of the Day: 4/28/14 Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.